Russell Daniels's Buffalo Bills Fan Profile

I am Russell Daniels. I am a man of many tase but few distiinctions. I am rather tall, but do have a short fuse. I am a man of only the finest taste but lowest breeding. You will most likely hate me but that is why you will like me. I am crude, crass, and classy as well. I do daring feats of verbal gymnastics and will physcologically kick you in the groin. You won't be afraid of me but only what I do. My words are sharp and never soft. I can climp mountains made of Ice and ski uphill. I have never been late but have been tardy. I know all where Waldo is, and I always keep my new year resolutions. My bills are all paid and my checkbook is balanced.

I am the Superman of the literary world, doing whats right and not always whats popular. I am 6'3" of truth and justice, and 245 pounds of righteous virtue. Love me if you can, hate me if you must, but please, don't be in between. I seek the truth and not an argument. If my thoughts were physical Tokyo would be rampaged by Dinousars and football would be played with People, Horses, Lances and lasers.

My mind is a rollercoaster of verbs and literature. I have no saftey harness so strap yourself in and if you don't have the testicular fortitude to hang on then you aren't worth the ride.

i am me, and that is okay.

Whatever makes my bacon sizzle.

Whatever it takes to be a superhero.